Januar 6, 2021 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice… A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: „Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will…
Januar 6, 2021 So at the funeral home, the widow instructs… Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late husband’s penis and shove it up his…
Januar 6, 2021 Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called… Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my…
Januar 6, 2021 Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today… Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. I’ll just use the hammer.
Januar 6, 2021 The wall clock One day a wife complained, „This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.“The husband…
Januar 6, 2021 The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman… The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. „She uses too…
Januar 6, 2021 The most evil thing „Cash, check or charge?“ I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control…
Januar 6, 2021 A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond… A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. „It happens to be the third most famous diamond in the whole world,“…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman and her lover are on the bed… A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and…
Januar 6, 2021 Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side… Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting .“My husband insists I come to these meetings because…