Januar 6, 2021 John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling… John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs…
Januar 6, 2021 Three acurate guesses One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, „I’mgoing to kiss…
Januar 6, 2021 The angry wife met her husband at the door… The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. „I assume,“ shebarked, „there…
Januar 6, 2021 A man answers the phone and has the following… A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: „Yes, mother, I’ve had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult – I…
Januar 6, 2021 What did I do? „Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?“she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.“I don’t know, but I…
Januar 6, 2021 Two mates are having a chat over a beer… Two mates are having a chat over a beer.“Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?“one bloke asks his friend.“No way!“…
Januar 6, 2021 Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says… Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, „My wife isn’t as much fun as she used to be.“The marriage counselor says, „Do you…
Januar 6, 2021 A man was complaining to a friend… A man was complaining to a friend.“I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then,…
Januar 6, 2021 Barry took a girl out on her first date… Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, „My mother…
Januar 6, 2021 How about a bridal? „We’d like a room, please,“ the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. „We were married this morning.““Congratulations,“ the desk clerk said, „how about the…