Januar 6, 2021 Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice… Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can’t leave her behind alone.
Januar 6, 2021 Twenty men die and go to heaven… Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for all the husbands that areunder…
Januar 6, 2021 A chicken and an egg are lying in bed… A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.
Januar 6, 2021 An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession… An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for50 years….
Januar 6, 2021 Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn’t want to get a sex change.
Januar 6, 2021 Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The postman had the same idea Worse: You have…
Januar 6, 2021 Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Worse: You gave him nothing…
Januar 6, 2021 Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Worse: She’s a lawyer
Januar 6, 2021 Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With…