Januar 6, 2021 Excess billing hours |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see…
Januar 6, 2021 Rules for hunting lawyers |1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use…
Januar 6, 2021 That's a real bargain |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Actual stupid questions asked |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person…
Januar 6, 2021 Question and answer jokes |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: If you…
Januar 6, 2021 Consultation fees |A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and…
Januar 6, 2021 Get me an ambulence now |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator: Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Januar 6, 2021 Put me into a fighting mood |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like…
Januar 6, 2021 I think I need a pair of glasses |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Januar 6, 2021 I would like to havea second opinion |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second…