Januar 6, 2021 Doctor, should I file my nails? |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Januar 6, 2021 Problems remembering |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem? A variationDoctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity.2. Be cheerful…
Januar 6, 2021 Driving exams worry me |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually.Liz: I’m the examiner!
Januar 6, 2021 You're in great health |Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Januar 6, 2021 What is your problem? |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be…
Januar 6, 2021 Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox.
Januar 6, 2021 Does it hurt when you do this? |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Januar 6, 2021 We are the best of friends |The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, „Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm gaining weight doctor |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?