Januar 6, 2021 Get a heart transplant |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.“Excuse me,“ he said, „have you lost something?““No,“…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a drunk man walking down the street turning… There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came up to him and asked, „Sir,…
Januar 6, 2021 A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way… A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. „Didn’tyou see the arrow, buddy?“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 What is a breathanalyzer? „Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‚Breathalyzer‘?“ asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool.“Well, I’d have to say it’s a bag that tells…
Januar 6, 2021 Out of the Greek Myths The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities —…
Januar 6, 2021 One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub… One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.?Fuck…
Januar 6, 2021 A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested… A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:“Ok.I’ll let him pass, there’s no hurry. Two…
Januar 6, 2021 The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test… The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upset. Upon making several…
Januar 6, 2021 A rather novel way to… A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of…
Januar 6, 2021 Warning labels If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let’s at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!…