Januar 6, 2021 Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop… Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A drunk comes walking along and says, „Hey,…
Januar 6, 2021 This guys is sitting at the end of a bar… This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,“Tickle your ass with a…
Januar 6, 2021 The sex talk A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS…
Januar 6, 2021 Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were… Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: Man, I…
Januar 6, 2021 At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy… At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. „It opens at…
Januar 6, 2021 Two friends were out drinking… Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. „One thing about Jim,“ his…
Januar 6, 2021 A fellow decides to take off early from work… A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he…
Januar 6, 2021 After a long pubcrawl… After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can’t come to a conclusion they go searching…
Januar 6, 2021 The Eighteen Bottles The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and…
Januar 6, 2021 Two condoms walk past a gay bar… Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,“Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?“