Januar 6, 2021 On a cross-country bus trip… On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make her way to the restroom,only to find itlocked.She went back…
Januar 6, 2021 On a very cold winter night… On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says,…
Januar 6, 2021 A cowboy walked into a barber shop… A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, „I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.“ The barber…
Januar 6, 2021 A man enters a barber shop for a shave… A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a…
Januar 6, 2021 An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea… An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing…
Januar 6, 2021 A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf… A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on…
Januar 6, 2021 A customer walks into a pharmacy… A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don’t stock them. The man insists…
Januar 6, 2021 Taking measures „Mom, I’m pregnant.““How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?““That I should take measures. That’s what I did! I took measures…
Januar 6, 2021 Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair… Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, „I wear a wig,…
Januar 6, 2021 A yard sale A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple…