Januar 6, 2021 A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk… A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed…
Januar 6, 2021 An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy… An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. „When it all boiled down to the essence of truth,“ the philosopher…
Januar 6, 2021 The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict… The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton…
Januar 6, 2021 If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant… Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
Januar 6, 2021 What is grosser than gross? Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll… Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box? What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma’s house.A…
Januar 6, 2021 On Jeopardy On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is „Political Subversion“. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and theAmerican way of life.PLAYER:…
Januar 6, 2021 What is your date of birth? Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Januar 6, 2021 Voodoo Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A:…