Januar 6, 2021 Silence Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you?Father: No, My Dear, it wasn’t the…
Januar 6, 2021 A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues… A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. „It’s marvelous,“ he enthused to a friend. „Since I acquired it…
Januar 6, 2021 Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don’t wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I…
Januar 6, 2021 There were these three morticians talking about… There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, „I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine….
Januar 6, 2021 A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven… A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:“You swine….
Januar 6, 2021 Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have phones.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer… A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The…
Januar 6, 2021 What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy… What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.