Januar 6, 2021 What would Princess Diana be doing right… Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you tell two KKK members apart? How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their mother….
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and… Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand is for cunning stunts.
Januar 6, 2021 A man moves into a nudist colony… A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photoof himself in his…
Januar 6, 2021 Cheap widow A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husband is published. After the editorinforms her that…
Januar 6, 2021 An artist asked the gallery owner… An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. „I have good news…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the egg say to the boiling water? What did the egg say to the boiling water?“I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!“Sent by Sarah
Januar 6, 2021 The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital… The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on…
Januar 6, 2021 I have got trouble with the wife again… I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.