Januar 6, 2021 If Hewlett-Packard made toasters… If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.
Januar 6, 2021 Does DEC still make toasters?.. Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Januar 6, 2021 If Apple made toasters… If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The toast would make a little smiley face at you…
Januar 6, 2021 If Microsoft made toasters… If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. You wouldn’t have to take the toaster,…
Januar 6, 2021 If IBM made toasters… If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemarket for…
Januar 6, 2021 Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to… Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!
Januar 6, 2021 Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky… Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t for Bill – She sucks – She blows – She’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Acronyms PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSI System Can’t See ItDOS Defunct Operating SystemBASIC Bill’s Attempt…
Januar 6, 2021 A talking Frog A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, „If you kiss me, I’ll turn into…