Januar 6, 2021 A mother was teaching her three year old daughter… A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One…
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Januar 6, 2021 Is Windows a Virus? Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate quickly — okay, Windows does that.2. Viruses use…
Januar 6, 2021 Virus Alert Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system. If you get an email message with the…
Januar 6, 2021 USENET Parody USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. Define „change“A2. How do you know the lightbulb…
Januar 6, 2021 A helicopter was flying around above Seattle… A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft’s electronic navigation and communicationequipment. Due to the clouds and…
Januar 6, 2021 Software Development Process Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec the…
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of Programmer Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite…
Januar 6, 2021 Befuddled PC Users… Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic From the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994. Reprinted…