Januar 6, 2021 Get married Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says…
Januar 6, 2021 Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl… Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. „Mommy,“ she said, „I’d like you to answer one question.“ „Very good,“ replied her mother, „I…
Januar 6, 2021 A small boy is sent to bed by his father… A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: „Da-ad…“ „What?“ „I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of…
Januar 6, 2021 Beautiful — in a sentence The teacher says, „Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny sat playing in the garden… Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm….
Januar 6, 2021 Bitter end Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, „Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, „bitter end“ in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 From Us… The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters „ILU“ written on it. The teacher asks who left it….
Januar 6, 2021 Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night… Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother’s room for comfort and he…
Januar 6, 2021 Wear your collar backwards Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, „Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?“The priest…
Januar 6, 2021 Fun fun fun worry worry worry A teacher said to her little student Suzy, „Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry.“Little Suzy thought for a moment and…