Januar 6, 2021 Quick and clear A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks
Januar 6, 2021 Following the sign Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, „School Ahead, Go Slow. „That’s what Idid.
Januar 6, 2021 Ear Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Gone fishing Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the problem was. „Pop and I were fishing, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth… Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, „How was I born?“ „The stork brought you to us.“ „Oh,“ said…
Januar 6, 2021 A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic… A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , „If you reached in your right pocket and found…
Januar 6, 2021 A new method It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,“If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up…
Januar 6, 2021 A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother… A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. „Mommy,“ she said. „Can we leave now?“…
Januar 6, 2021 How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.
Januar 6, 2021 Who discovered North America? Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?Class: Little Johnny!