Januar 6, 2021 A little boy and his dad are standing in line… A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, „hey…
Januar 6, 2021 A lost skill This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning.“This…
Januar 6, 2021 A failed attempt Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.“Why do you do that, Mommy?““To make myself beautiful,“ said his mother, who…
Januar 6, 2021 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy… A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: „So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 Johnny, give me a sentence starting with… Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with „I“.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say „I am.“Little Johnny: All right. „I am…
Januar 6, 2021 How old am I? A kid goes up to his father and says, „Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?“His father says, „No…how old?“He says, „I’m eleven!“He…
Januar 6, 2021 Like father like son Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and…
Januar 6, 2021 A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could… A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,‘ he prayed, ‚I really want a car.’Jumping up and dashing to the window,…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny was late for school… Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,“Why are you late little Johnny?“Johnny replied, „My grandpa got burnt, Miss.“The…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit… Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he’s never seen one before…