Januar 6, 2021 Matering checking Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. „The bank returned the check you wrote to…
Januar 6, 2021 One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny… One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church….
Januar 6, 2021 What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.
Januar 6, 2021 Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey… Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.“Sure you can, Mickey,“ Charlie said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Who signed the Declaration of Independence? A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. „Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?“ He said, „Damn if I know.“ She was a littleput out…
Januar 6, 2021 Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu… Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they…
Januar 6, 2021 A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group… A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave…
Januar 6, 2021 One day the teacher decides to play an animal game… One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny catches his parents going at it… Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, „Hey, Pop! What are you doin‘?“His father says, „Son, I’m filling your mother’s…
Januar 6, 2021 A man was taking his wife… A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.Upon regaining consciousness,…