Januar 6, 2021 Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter… Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: „Oh dear, what happened to you?“ Di answers: „I died in…
Januar 6, 2021 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and… David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. „I will“, replies a guy in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what… Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best… find a woman with whom he may „commiserate“. After a…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana? What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window,…
Januar 6, 2021 Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making… Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says „I want to be Mozart.“ Swartzeneger says:…
Januar 6, 2021 What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Januar 6, 2021 What did Michael Jackson say when his cock… Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.
Januar 6, 2021 Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.