Januar 6, 2021 What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair? Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert
Januar 6, 2021 A man lay sprawled across three entire seats… A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Do the math The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on him and said, „Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and…
Januar 6, 2021 Stick your tongue out… Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.
Januar 6, 2021 A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter… A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: „What does the cow say?“Child: „Moooo!“Mother: „Great! What does the…
Januar 6, 2021 Good news and bad news The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife’s bedroom. „Kid’s……there’s good news and bad…
Januar 6, 2021 What is blonde, has six legs, and roams… Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Januar 6, 2021 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor… I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, „I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play…
Januar 6, 2021 Michael Jackson and the doctor… Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, „How long before wecan…