Januar 6, 2021 A drunken blonde goes into a bar… A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, „Gimme a beer.“ The bartender then…
Januar 6, 2021 How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
Januar 6, 2021 Why do brunettes take the pill? And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito? Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.
Januar 6, 2021 A visual joke (This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I’ll cue you when to use…
Januar 6, 2021 A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car… A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper…
Januar 6, 2021 Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.
Januar 6, 2021 How can you tell a blonde has been working on the… Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen
Januar 6, 2021 A blonde came running home to her mother… A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.“What’s wrong?“ her mum, (another blonde) asked.“My boyfriend’s just dropped me!“ wailed the blonde.Her…