Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito… What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It’s ass.
Januar 6, 2021 Why does an elephant have four feet? Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Januar 6, 2021 Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ‚cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey fall outta the tree? ‚cause he was dead too…Why’d the…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog.
Januar 6, 2021 There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through… There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs? What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Januar 6, 2021 I've never understood why women love cats… I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night,…
Januar 6, 2021 What does an elephant keep up its trunk? What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ’n‘ half o‘ snot!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get if you sleep under a cow? What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy