Januar 6, 2021 A little old lady buys a pair of parrots… A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Januar 6, 2021 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie… Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. „You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog washing A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over,…
Januar 6, 2021 What does a lion call a antelope? What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with no legs? What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other… Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says „Do you know how to drive this thing?“
Januar 6, 2021 A boy and girl octopus out on a date… A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm…