Januar 6, 2021 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull… A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He’s letting them hang around for oldtimes‘…
Januar 6, 2021 What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Januar 6, 2021 For all animal lovers out there For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‚woof‘? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire. and…How do…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you do with a dog with no legs? What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't… Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. „What do you think the problem is?“ one man asked his companion. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank… Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to drive this thing?’Sent by Claire
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot… A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. „This one’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Two male flies are buzzing around… Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on apile of cow shit and dives down…
Januar 6, 2021 What has four legs and eight arms? Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s play area.