Januar 6, 2021 I haven't spoken in months I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt her.
Januar 6, 2021 Woman saying something smart How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with „A man one told me ….“
Januar 6, 2021 women and small feet Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Januar 6, 2021 picking up a woman in a laundromat Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine, will…
Januar 6, 2021 New scientific element: WOMAN Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever…
Januar 6, 2021 True Love A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women’s husband’s funeral service. The friend asks the woman if…
Januar 6, 2021 Road Hazard Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along,…
Januar 6, 2021 David Beckham whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!
Januar 6, 2021 Haircut before Trip A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, „Rome? Why would…