Januar 6, 2021 New Ruling The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn’t for any religious reason, they simply…
Januar 6, 2021 Lying Politicians A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into…
Januar 6, 2021 140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, „Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Funny Quotes „Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.“ –President Gerald Ford „My fellow astronauts…“–Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at…
Januar 6, 2021 Weapons of Mass Destruction A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:“Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of…
Januar 6, 2021 I want to become a politician I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI’ve only come…
Januar 6, 2021 Jesus's Ethnicity Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure…
Januar 6, 2021 The 10 Commandments in Ebonics 1. I be God. Don‘ be dissin me. 2. Don‘ be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don‘ be…
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton and the Beer Cans Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, „There’s one thing I want you to know. There’s a box under my…
Januar 6, 2021 What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.