Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 7 A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 6 I was caring for a woman and asked, „So how’s your breakfast this morning?“ „It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 5 While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, „How long have you been bedridden?“ After a look of complete confusion she answered……
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 4 I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, „Cover your…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 3 One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 2 At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. „Big breaths,“ I…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 1 A man comes into the ER and yells; „My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!“ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the nurse go to art school? Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Januar 6, 2021 College It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the…
Januar 6, 2021 Jelly I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, „So how?s your breakfast this morning?“ „It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly….