Januar 6, 2021 Got Any Grapes? A ducks walks into a bar and asks, „Got any grapes?“ The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes….
Januar 6, 2021 Seeing Eye Dog A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the…
Januar 6, 2021 There are no dogs allowed here A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says „You…
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man in a store A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants and Cell-Phones Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.
Januar 6, 2021 Do Elephants Ever Forget? Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Januar 6, 2021 bear and a rabbit A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says…