Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his dog for a walk in the park… A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch…
Januar 6, 2021 Persistency Act A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees…
Januar 6, 2021 Some cows view each day as the last roundup… Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new…
Januar 6, 2021 At an auction During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, „I’m paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!
Januar 6, 2021 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona… A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping…
Januar 6, 2021 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.
Januar 6, 2021 A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot… A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is its attitudedue to the influence of its former…
Januar 6, 2021 An elephant… An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, „How do you breathe out of that thing?“Sent by abu dahbi