Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says… A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. „Listen,“ he says to the bartender. „If i show you the most amazing thing…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn’t stop as fast.
Januar 6, 2021 A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar… A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. „Get a load of her“…
Januar 6, 2021 Wife comes home to find the old man… Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. „My God Henry“, she screams, „I know you’ve had…
Januar 6, 2021 One night a man heard howls coming from his basement… One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated…
Januar 6, 2021 A blind man is standing at the corner… A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg…
Januar 6, 2021 Three mice are sitting in a bar talking… Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot and says, „I play…
Januar 6, 2021 A robber was robbing a house… A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. „Jesus is watching you!“ „who’s there?“ The robber said But no sound was…
Januar 6, 2021 There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle… There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches…
Januar 6, 2021 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice…