Januar 6, 2021 Gorilla Golf A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. „Is anyone interested in a little wager?“ he said, flashing some large bills around. „I’ve…
Januar 6, 2021 Jock vs. Nerd Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having „retired,“ with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working…
Januar 6, 2021 football fan to rescue Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo…
Januar 6, 2021 Osama Bin Laden joke Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush…
Januar 6, 2021 Chief wants beer! An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other. The Indian says…
Januar 6, 2021 New Ruling The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn’t for any religious reason, they simply…
Januar 6, 2021 Lying Politicians A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into…
Januar 6, 2021 140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, „Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Funny Quotes „Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.“ –President Gerald Ford „My fellow astronauts…“–Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at…