Januar 6, 2021 5000 dead lawyers What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers and sperm What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.
Januar 6, 2021 Old dying lawyer A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer in a car wreck One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues,…
Januar 6, 2021 My dad's a Lawyer Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. „My name is Billy. What’s…
Januar 6, 2021 A man and his Alligator A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, „Does this bar serve lawyers?““Of course we do,“ replied the bartender.“Great,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Disorder in the Court! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down…
Januar 6, 2021 Four worst words Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It’s still your turn!
Januar 6, 2021 The Golfer vs. The Fisherman Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it!
Januar 6, 2021 Definitions Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot…