Big Jokes

Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew…

A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. „Why didn’t…

McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. „Hey,“ said McAfee, „be sure to watch out for that bridge that’s coming down…

„Where’s the car?“ asked Professor Delbert’s wife when he got home. „Did I take it out?“ „Yes, you drove it to school this morning.“…

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six – One to force it with a hammer and…

Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and…

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn’t going to miss seeing myself on „America’s Most Wanted.“

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn’t want to be late for my trial.