Big Jokes

Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it’s covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is…

Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.

What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, „Spit out that toffee“ and a train says, „Choo, choo.“

Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. „What’s going on?“…

A motorist ran into a shop. „Do you own a black and white cat?“ he asked. „No,“ replied the manager. „Oh dear,“ said the…

My sister’s a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel…

You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I’ve been driving all my life and can safely say that I’ve never heard a…

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the…