Big Jokes

After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the…

In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse….

„When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.“ „If you miss your step and hit your…

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver…

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. „I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment,…

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.