Big Jokes

The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels….

The social worker asked the bartender „What’s the difference between your job and mine?“ The bartender replied: „I only had to go to bartender…

INTERVIEWER to job applicant: „Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you…

Boss: „I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase.“ Employee: „That’s because there will be fewer of…

Boss: „I’ve decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is…

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a…

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt…

‚I’m very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,‘ said the principal at morning assembly. ‚ Now we…

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men…

Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane…