Big Jokes

An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: „Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show…

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. „Boss,“ he says, „we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife…

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read…

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his…

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. „How do they feel?“ asks the sales clerk. „Well they…

There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote „Beggar“ on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day. The…

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read…

The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On…

This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, „I’m a walking economy.“ The friend replies „How so?“ „My hair line…

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain that…