Big Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake…

What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.

Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when…

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

What „bus“ crossed the ocean? Columbus.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.