Big Jokes

Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn’t hurt yourself? Yes – I was trying to get to the back of…

Sam left work after a tiring day. ‚Take the bus home,‘ suggested a friend. ‚My mother would only make me take it back,‘ Sam…

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There’s an advertisement for baked beans…

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There’s no room,‘ they said. ‚It’s full up!‘…

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it’s very hard…

As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the…

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.