Big Jokes

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They’re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ’s? They ‚loin‘ fast!

How do we know burgers love young people? They’re pro-teen!

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.

How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They’re the one’s wearing the left-handed ‚meats‘!

How are UFO’s related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name !