Big Jokes

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: „Today children, we will learn our ABC’s“

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline,…

Q: Why don’t blonde’s like audio-books? A: There aren’t any pictures.

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what…

Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to…