Big Jokes

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are…

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, „Can you help me when you get home?“ „Sure,“ he replies. „What’s…

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn’t get taller girls?

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.–Mentally Deficient?

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the „Vacant“ sign up?