Big Jokes

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.

Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: Third Grade.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.