Big Jokes

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it…

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw „911“ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What’s the…

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?