Big Jokes

Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting „Pieces of four“? Short John Silver!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What’s a parrot’s favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Monopoly!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!