Big Jokes

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can’t guess who I am!

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child…

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.

How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.

Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.