Big Jokes

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed…

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‚Oh, God, are you still in…

My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor:…

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.