Big Jokes

What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? „You have a lot of appeal.“

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.