Big Jokes

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, „Wait Please.“ To which Laloo replied,…

Stewardess“ „Yes, Sir?“ „I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight…

A woman called and said, „I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.“ I asked if she meant to fly…

A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his…

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it–until finally the husband just knew when his…

ATC: „Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? “ Cessna: „To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating.“ ATC: „I meant in the next…

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It…

„Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?“ „Center, make that request on the next frequency….“

„Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..“ „OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!“

Little boy to airline pilot: „You’re a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.“ Pilot: „Not if I do it right.“