Big Jokes

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they…

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late…

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they…

An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboard…

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash….

A mother and her son were flying „Southwest Airlines“ from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to…

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as…

An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying ‚In the event of a water landing,…

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of…

Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: „Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it`s…