Big Jokes

An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight….

The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him….

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. „This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose…

„The auditors have just left, sir.“ „Did they check the books?“ „Very thoroughly.“ „What did they say?“ „They want 15% to keep quiet.“

Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: „He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him…

Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: „No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn’t be tax deductible, but…

The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the…

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, „I’m a…

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few…

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire a new accountant…